When Branding Executives Make Drinks

americandrink:

We love getting e-mail… except from these guys.

From: BRANDING GUY
Subject: [POORLY SPELLED BRAND] Summer Cocktail “RAD-BERRY HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP”
To: American Drink americandrink.net@gmail.com

Hi There!

I hope this message finds you well~

I wanted to share with you [POORLY SPELLED BRAND]’s new refreshing summer cocktail, “RAD-BERRY HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP” the ultimate backyard barbequing libation to help cool the season down a couple degrees.

I’m not sure if you might be planning any last-minute summer cocktail stories, but I think this would be a great fit and below is the recipe along with an image (below and attached).

Thanks!

Brand guy

The RAD-BERRY HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

2 parts POORLY SPELLED Corn Syrup
1 part Blueberry Vodka
Add fresh lemonade to taste, drop in blueberries and mint, pour over ice, garnish with a fresh mint sprig.

Our response:


From: American Drink americandrink.net@gmail.com
Subject: [POORLY SPELLED BRAND] Summer Cocktail “RAD-BERRY HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP”
To: Brand Guy

Hello Brand guy,

[…]We don’t encourage underage drinking.

Regards,
American Drink

I love email exchanges

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